So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
do herpes really smell.
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
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