you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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