Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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