My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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