is your mom at the bar?
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
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