New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
Randomize
