WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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