I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
Invitations to sext will not be acknowledged until 10 a.m. EST. Thank you for your cooperation. We apologize for any inconvenience.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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