I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Randomize
