I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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