At least make sure they are 18
Why
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
She needs sedatives and a leash
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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