You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
what day is it and did you see me today?
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
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