i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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