the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
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