They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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