we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
Randomize