Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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