I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
no, he came in my armpit
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
Randomize
