Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
we should paint friendship bongs
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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