she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
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