Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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