this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
I have post one night stand depression
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