Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
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