Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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