Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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