so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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