we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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