Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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