I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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