"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
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