when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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