I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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