She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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