Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
Nobody cheats on THIS.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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