There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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