Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
I'm always down for nudity.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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