Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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