I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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