Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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