whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
There are leaves in my underwear?
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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