i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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