You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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