Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
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