is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
We smell like vodka and hangover
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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