Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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