I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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