Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
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