i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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