who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
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