Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
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