You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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