So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
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