How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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