I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
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